007 (Double 0-7)

I had the funniest dream this morning. It was so funny, I woke up laughing out loud.

I am on a mission with Agent 007. We are all dressed in our Spy gear and we are all pumped up to catch the bad guys right?

We are in a residential building and we hear through the wall, the cries of a young female child along with the gruff voice of an adult male. We listen more intently to hear what sounds like a strap or belt being hurled at the child because as it is flung back you can hear the cries of the child.

We puff up ourselves and decide we are gonna go over there and stop that suspected child abuse right now!!

Agent 007 knocks loudly on the door. Someone from behind the door says, "Who is it?"

"Agent 007, and we are here to investigate the screams we are hearing coming out of this building. Open the door!" He commanded!

A young woman, probably the mother opened the door to reveal a young female child sitting in a chair next to the kitchen table. We immediately assume that she must be the child who is being abused! We feel vindicated that we have stopped a crime. There is a man standing near her, his back facing us, and we surely believe he is the culprit and are set to arrest him.

He turns and faces us and in his hand is a rolled up newspaper. From under a round kitchen table that is standing directly behind him comes a small dog, one of those hot dog dogs. He is yelping and crying and the young girl is squeeling with laughter, cause the man is trying to get that dog from under the table and he keeps hitting the table and yelling at the dog. That scared pooch just runs back under the table. It could have been an unsuccessful attempt at house training the dog.

We turn to each other and laugh at how ridiculous our suspicions were and how we had over reacted to the point of attempting to arrest a man who was hitting a news paper on a table trying to train his dog.

I actually woke up laughing out loud at how silly the whole thing was. Guess I needed that laugh with all the crazy stuff going on these days. LOL